i sense fanger

Sun, 08 May 2005 02:19:44 GMT

u want ghetto ... i got ghetto

story about my life by pj harley

BeAcH boY 8925: there was this ghetto girl named caroline
BeAcH boY 8925: she was known all over the workd for her ablilty to get even the straightest of straight edges to do drugs
BeAcH boY 8925: her ability ot sell crack was amazing
BeAcH boY 8925: and she was a world round pimpet
BeAcH boY 8925: she owned a male gigalo service and was married to a PIMP
BeAcH boY 8925: she made billionrs of dollars a year
BeAcH boY 8925: and owned
BeAcH boY 8925: an apartment in camden
BeAcH boY 8925: along with a masnion that took up all of texas
BeAcH boY 8925: she gave a new name to the dirty south
BeAcH boY 8925: it was refered to as the dirty south of caroline becuase she got dirty when u moved down sounth but thats a whole differnt story
BeAcH boY 8925: ok
BeAcH boY 8925: so one day
BeAcH boY 8925: when she was selling her crack
BeAcH boY 8925: she saw a little boy
BeAcH boY 8925: reading a book
BeAcH boY 8925: she then told the kid to drop readin and start sellin drugs
BeAcH boY 8925: that little boy is now known as snoop dog
BeAcH boY 8925: a very sucsessful rapper
BeAcH boY 8925: not to be confused with snoop dogg
BeAcH boY 8925: ok
BeAcH boY 8925: well
BeAcH boY 8925: that little boy died because of drugs
BeAcH boY 8925: caroline then realized drugs were bad
BeAcH boY 8925: so she opened a dew-rag shop
BeAcH boY 8925: where she invented a dew rag that could produce conterfit money
BeAcH boY 8925: it was then sold ot everyone in the world and ruined the economy
BeAcH boY 8925: and the entire would was one big camden
BeAcH boY 8925: and caroline now rules the world
BeAcH boY 8925: becuase she still has her mansions that takes up texas
BeAcH boY 8925: the end

how sweet. i dont know if there is a moral to the story but i can tell that bitches got to keep pimpin

taylor says "i'm hot!" ... uhh whatever youthful exuberance

OPalooza was hot. almost as hot as the drummer in THREAD.

tomorows mothers day. kiss the bitch. make her happy. naaa jk lots of love for my momma

so i played checkers today. and i was really about to win (yea surprising) but those damn distractions. i swear it was the hot guy on the screen of my comp. sooooo gorgeous

keep it up home girl dont u quit. u know the way u scream is the ultimate. -LFO

i think dreds r coming back. the fro has died forever but dreds definitely making a promising revival. that means more love for bob marley ... and ME

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 02:29:29 GMT

this is what my sister (blake) looks liek when she dances -->

i saw a lot like love TWICE ... and its bc its such a good movie and bc there had to be some sister bondage too

taylor + me = movie partyy

18 days of school left ... no im not counting

people dissing me about my love for bob marley well u know what. TUPAC IS STILL ALIVE. enough said

blake says (direct quote): "I smell like shit!" ok thanks for the insite.

oasis concert is coming up in june. need to get on top of those tickets.

WHATS GOOD???

keep on pimpin
dont be trippin

naaaa not a good rhyme

bye gorgeous!

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 03:07:09 GMT

people going crazy with myspace shit and online stuf. well its time for a gangsta to step up and stick to their roots. i keep it flowing with the boom box. fuck the ipod and apple company.

i made a myspace for about an hour. such shit. it made me confirm 5 times i wanted to delete that bitch. haha yea psych myspace i was just joking the other 4 times i clicked delete.

i might even be pushing it to far with this damn lj but it might stay around for a while

i put no stress on myself and people r like y dont u get in trouble for that. na dont phase me. people r like u better get that done. na its not how its supposed to go down. im living to be a prophet. one of those old people so wise that u dont give a fuck.

u know ur great when...
1. uve got people scamming you for money to sell crack and it stay unnoticed
2. people buy the crack and you dont get the revenue. but ur still on top
3. u win anything and everything by saying fuck it
4. u break world records ... ummm for being so damn smart
5. bob marley is the sexiest man alive
6. u state the truth and dont care what else happens after
7. u faced with life or death situation. chose death. and u stil come out alive

dont be a waste of life. if u are tho, do it well. like take things to the extreme.

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 20:07:33 GMT

the pope is dope
so dont mope

i bought a duck on my last trip to visit colleges and its real sexy

im really hungry rite now and thers no food around so i get to starve. pizza is the primary food for survival and those places shouldnt be closed on sundays. its just wrong. a criminal offense

im probably gonna be going to absence commity kinda soon bc im never at school. thats hott! whatever i like it this way so im keeping the system.

oooo just remembered. best thing ever. porsche came out with a new car but its not being sold yet. its a cross between the 911 carerra and a boxster. best features of both and im really excited. supposedly its going to be an amazing car and i want it.

sats come out april 11 ... and im feeling lucky

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:32:21 GMT

i found out i lost the second disk of my season one chapelle show. thats as bad as ur neighbor hunting ur dog down with his rifle and eating it fo dinner. ouch yea.

i taunted a cow this weekend and it mooed at me. i loved every minute of it

this school thing isnt gona work out. im liking my time off

breaks r the things that cause kids to drop out. its freedom. freedom bitches.

o yea weird thing. i went to church for easter. not normal for me. so that holiness should hold over until my wedding, the next time i walk into a church.

people so uptight sometimes. think about it. if u care that much about some things then ur just crazy. things jsut happen. i mean if ur screwed be like fuck yea im screwed. nothings gonna change it.

words of the wise. bc IM SO GROWN UP!

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 00:02:27 GMT

ROAD TRIP

^ ^
0 0

- <-------- numba one stunna

\ _______ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
!BLING! <-------- and thats some major bling

k yea im bored and im about to leave soon and thats supposed to be a smiley face

C WALSH OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:04:23 GMT

swimming is basically done for a while. jo's done.

not coming to practice for a few days and later reprocussions???? ... sure i accept that. but its weird how i never miss practice and im always there. seriously i havent missed any practices this whole year but whatever. ill be sitting home eating my cake and cookies and ice cream. i got to treat myself. ill be in better shape than most people r over break bc im just that good. that shit dont phase me

so ive been told i have no confidence in myself. and i ask: well why should i? and thats the story of my life.

lots of people r telling me how id be good if i just had a small bit of confidence. thats all i need is confidence.....

i made real good mixs for jo's and i still havent gotten the oasis tickets. got to do that.

weird thing happened today. so the walsh sisters decided to bake a cake. and we were finished so i started cleaning the pots and stuf and this wild beast (blake) yelled at me and pushed me aside bc i was ..... cleaning the pots too slow??? hmm yea it was just really really weird. it wasnt a friendly ok let me help u out u look like ur struggling. it was more like u fucking idiot what the hell r u doing.... so being myself i laughed and walked away relieved of a job. no fighting involved.

dude now i cant use the saying: i aint cocky, im confident. damn thats like a bullet through my heart. whatever im keeping it alive i dont care

i got this email bc i subscirbed to this bob marley thing and they hooked me up with the best vacation to jamaica. but im told i cant go bc its unsafe. thats hott

k bye beautiful!

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:57:37 GMT

my brothas and sistas r off to the motherland. they graciously depart

GOOD LUCK AT SECTIONALS!

my life was almost taken away from me today ... but my screams for salvation were answered ... and blake stepped on the brake

k this was weird-blake made a figure out of tylenol tab things and asked what it looked like so i said a banana, and i was wrong (opinions arent wrong it is the force of god)

by the way ... the force of god came to me today but my mom diminished my hopes when she said the cooker sizzles when it gets hot. i still dont believe her, god came down and blessed me with the ho-ish spirit

k so near the english room there is a pic of pedro and napoleon and it cracks me up every time bc pedro is wearing some crazy ass wig (animal like thing, sorta like kelleys hair after practice). its weird to see

im the judge tomorow in a trial and i BANG my gavel HARD

its sad to say bob marley has momentarily been replaced by oasis. but GO BOB! REGGAE LIVES ON IN THE ISLANDS AND IN MY MIND (secretly)...

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 18:34:39 GMT

im going to the oasis concert june 22. just need to find tickets now, but it will be awesome.

everthings boring ... and im done with SAT tutors for a while

spring break reall soon

i need more bob marley in my life and reggae.

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:42:42 GMT

swimming aint shit

this weekend wasnt that great. thought it would be better.

good nite

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:48:01 GMT

i finished high school. i didnt exactly graduate but i finished.

.... and im a lazy bum.

roots, rock, reggae!

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 03:09:41 GMT

sory guys

gone to join the jamaican bobsled team

ummmm peace mon

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 03:28:54 GMT

bob marleys b day is tomorow. THATS HOT

im crazy
allow me to amaze thee
hell, aint nothin gonna phase me

hot tubs in the winter r orgasmic

this update is dedicated to the little mothafuckin troll who lives in my house

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:53:47 GMT

listenign to the song .. what if god was one of us

imagine me as the "one of us" they are talking about.
YEA THAT MEANS IM GOD!

could u imagine how great life would be. it wouold deinfinitwly be in good hands. il take care of people like bob marley taught me to.

be kind and gentle. peace

CAN U DIG IT!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 01:55:12 GMT

baby i got yo money
dont u worry
CAN U DIG IT!!

leroy is the fucking man. u just made history defying the undefiable

CAN U DIG IT?

baby ur fucking money. and u know it!

CAN U DIG IT

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 00:43:48 GMT

when i was younger i went on a field trip to the lake to feed the ducks. thats when my fascination with ducks started. i began by throwing in a few pieces of bread and eventually they all were flocking around me. i felt a slight connection ... it was definitely something special! so i continued to feed them until a sudden sense of ecstasy came over me and an impulse forced me to jump in the lake. that could have possibly been the worst decision of my life (no not jumping in a cold lake, but the rejection of all those ducks i befreiended a few minutes ago). they scattered as if a fat man was about to disperse all the water in the lake by taking that plunge. that relationship was ruined and tarnished forever. it was so traumatizing it has scared me to this day.

comment and add any traumatizing childhood encounters

marleys b day: 12 days? (my counting is getting bad)

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 13:53:24 GMT

LAUGHING GAS

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

bob marleys b day: 12 days <3

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 04:00:31 GMT

i got my grades ... ending it there

swim meet tonite: sucked, i sucked, it sucked

pingry freshman came to my school today so i welcomed them. apparently i talked to one of them on the fone and she said she sang for me. thats weird. i block out bad memories

im gonna try to be mute for a while. will that help?

im pretty damn pathetic rite now

i want my own dog. what kind should i get? not a big one-maybe pug, bulldog, chiuhaua

WHITE SHIT MOTHA FUCKA (the definition of weekend)

myths, lies, and nasty behavior. its on

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 04:01:13 GMT

i love engaging in conversations that get nowhere but u feel very intellectual

rileyfosters (10:03:06 PM): do u have bears in tewksbury
AG533 (10:03:53 PM): some
AG533 (10:03:56 PM): i have seen 1
rileyfosters (10:04:28 PM): impressive
rileyfosters (10:04:40 PM): like a huge grizzle bear that eats things
AG533 (10:04:58 PM): a black bear
rileyfosters (10:05:41 PM): thats cute
AG533 (10:06:02 PM): very cute in the middle of the fucking road
rileyfosters (10:06:10 PM): so u hit it?
rileyfosters (10:06:17 PM): or bumped it
AG533 (10:06:26 PM): i stopped
rileyfosters (10:06:33 PM): and observed it
AG533 (10:06:46 PM): no just waited for it to leave
rileyfosters (10:07:13 PM): was this recently in the winter
AG533 (10:07:25 PM): a couple of months ago
rileyfosters (10:07:47 PM): so u didnt get out and pet it or anything sweet like that
rileyfosters (10:07:59 PM): or give it food?
AG533 (10:08:16 PM): no
AG533 (10:08:17 PM): haha
rileyfosters (10:08:37 PM): so u neglected this helpless bear
AG533 (10:09:15 PM): it wasnt helpless
rileyfosters (10:09:40 PM): it was alone ... thats pretty helpless and u were in ur car probably about to run it over
AG533 (10:09:52 PM): i stopped tho
rileyfosters (10:10:02 PM): it sensed fanger
AG533 (10:10:42 PM): wtf is that
rileyfosters (10:11:06 PM): its a vocab word
AG533 (10:12:36 PM): and
rileyfosters (10:13:06 PM): and apparently u dont have as an extensive vocab as i do
AG533 (10:13:20 PM): not with that
rileyfosters (10:15:02 PM): it means ferocious anger induced by automobile encounters
AG533 (10:15:17 PM): oh ok...
AG533 (10:15:18 PM): hah
rileyfosters (10:15:30 PM): yea so u understand what this bear must have been going thro
AG533 (10:16:12 PM): ok

keep it locked rit here

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:21:44 GMT

my dad pops his collar

NYC tomorow in snow!!!

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 01:28:46 GMT

according to swimming world ... january 21 (this friday) is national hugging day! (Give a hug today to everyone who wants one.) take that to the next level ... give hug to anyone even if they resist affection

this swimming magazine is full of love: saying swimmers have higher levels of self esteem (not cocky but confident), higher socioeconomic backgrounds (we richa), and greater identification with the school and better cognitive skills (we geniuses)!!! damn way to much appreciation

blakes name is BUTCH now ... call her that

bob marleys b day: 18 days!!!!!

look at that little monkey run, he take yo cookies

chronics calling
peace

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 03:23:53 GMT

tomorows my half b day!

i thought desperate housewives was a reality show. i watched it for a little and saw someone got killed. so i was like damn this show is rough

even if u have the best actor/actress they still look fake on tv

club comic view is real funny:
so u know when ur smoking pot and watching tv. that red lobster comercial comes on. when that man squeezes that lemon i just have to grab my eye like he just got some juice in there and it stings

uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh ... i wish i was a lot older, had a job, earned money, and had my life in order, and knew what i was supposed to be doing

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 00:13:15 GMT

THIS MADE MY DAY! ... HEADLINE ON AIM SIGN IN:
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia (AP) - The wife of reggae legend Bob Marley said Wednesday she plans to exhume his remains in Jamaica and rebury them in his ``spiritual resting place'' - Ethiopia. No date has been set for the reburial, but it will be after February when monthlong celebrations of the 60th anniversary of Marley's birth are planned in Ethiopia.
Bob Marley was a devout Rastafarian, a faith whose followers preach a oneness with nature, grow their hair uncombed into dreadlocks and smoke marijuana as a sacrament. About 700,000 people practice it worldwide.
Together with the African Union and the U.N. children's agency, Rita Marley has organized celebrations in Ethiopia, including a concert on Bob Marley's birthday, Feb. 6, to be held in Addis Ababa.
VACTION TO ETHIOPIA FEB 6 ... ANYONE COMING? ... CELEBRATION WITH RASTAS!! <3

al capone- realest gangsta ever. so historic hes in books, love my great uncle

cold is real bad. dont like the cold, no one likes the cold. makes u feel tingly in bad way

girl: why dont u ever do work?
me: fuck u. y u always doign work u smart shit?
girl: uhhhhh
me: yea motha fucka

lots of holidays coming up. time for hugs and kisses

i came. i saw. i conquered.

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 04:45:57 GMT

its midnight and no little boy from the tsunami is in my room staring at me. idk if i should be more scared that he didnt arrive yet or if he was hear staring at me.

im waiting...

i like the smeel of axe
girls wear it in my school. il be a follower and do it.

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 00:49:56 GMT

long entry:

lunch man at school named diamond. his parents must have been ghetto. its wrong for parents to act ghetto over age of 35. no u cant be a hustla, gangsta, thug ... nothing ur to damn old.

future man: some low life like diamond. having kids with dreds!
future life: dedication to bob marley

update on my homeland. jamaica is arguing over gay rights. not gonna get into that stuf.

question? u go into church and confess that u did somethin illegal. u killed somone or somethin. is that bad? i bet the way u get forgived for that is u do a "favor" for the priest man.

news headline- curbing little cursers
haha little bitches cursing at the age of 4. u learn it eventually so keep it up

heard on the tv that a deer was drowning in some state liek minesota so people tried to rescue it. people dont have better things to do? so i have plan: gonna drive over some deer, spray paint it saying road kill, take a pic of us with 2 thumbs up, send it in a note to channel 9 news telling them the poor fuck died while bringing food back to its babies. hows that for a change?

porsche came out with there new 2006 boxster .. its real nice <3
another nice car lotus elise
im crazy and i like cars. better than liking books and ukraine